So I’ve decided to start using this again!
BUT IT RUNS ON SUBMISSIONS!!!
I have lots of school work going on right now, so i need your help!
~may the Grohl be with you~
Grohlism is the religion that believes in Dave Grohl as the almighty creator of everything. According to the “Grohly Book” or “The Grohlible” in the beginning there was just Dave. Dave was so bored that he wanted to hit something, then out of nothing he created a drum kit. During five thousand years he played drums with his hands until his finger nails were long enough to cut them and use them as drum sticks. He spent one quarter of eternity drumming because he had a whole lot of nothing else to do, but as he was alone, nobody could say anything about his drumming, so he started hitting his drums until the universe came out his ass, scientists call this event “The Big Bang”.
Eventually it was discovered that Dave Grohl created the universe because he needed your momma to complain about him drumming the whole day. Your momma called the police but I mean, c’mon, who’s gonna arrest THE DAVE GROHL?
Bloody lips & cherry wine: Dave Grohl created everything in just 6 days. First he created all the...
Dave Grohl created everything in just 6 days.
First he created all the cows.
On the second day he created Enough Space for every one and everything.
On the third day he created the Years in which would proceed into the future. He also created the Aurora that would keep all living things…
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Q:THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS BLOG.
Now I just need to do something with it. :P
Q:oh grohl this is great.
lol how long ago was this message??
Sorry. :P
…and He said unto his people, “Thou hast thought up to this point, ‘We got the shitty seats.’ But now thine seats are the fucking front row.” And He saw it was good.
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He watches over us all <3
The Making of the Earth
A second day began. Dave was hungry, thus he decided he must create food. The Holy Grohl said, “I need something to eat, but not something that will make me fat!” Thus, he created fruit. He made many kinds of fruit, so he would not get bored eating the same thing day in and day out. At first there were only 5, no 6, oranges, but there were lots of grapes. There were only 4 of the precious kiwis. The Holy Grohl ate them all, which made him thirsty. Thus, Justin was created, a loyal servant to make the Holy Grohl a Fresh Pot whenever he most desired one. “CELEBRATE MEEEEE!” the Holy Grohl would yell. He saw the fruit and the fresh pots as good. Evening came, and there was morning.
The Making of Earth
In the beginning, when Dave Grohl created the heavens and the earth, the earth was a wasteland, and shitty music covered everything, while Nickleback swept over the waters. Then the Holy Grohl said, “Let there be good music, not this shitty crap,” and there was good music, not this shitty crap. Dave saw how good the good music was. The Holy Grohl then separated Rock from Pop. Dave called the Rock “bitchin,” and the darkness he called “poop.” Thus evening came, and morning followed- the first day.
